I have a feeling that Mr. Pink killed a woman civilian, and everyone keeps calling him a ‘ladykiller’ and it’s constantly stabbing him in the heart. And Clara was pretty heartless and then not sorry about it with her ‘kill people and then cry about it’ comment, even if he hadn’t just cried about it in public. Tough.
"Does every sentence contain a verb?"
"That very much depends on your definition of sentence, contain and verb."
this is why nobody likes a linguist
That very much depends on your definition of nobody, like and linguist.
a guide on how to make me love you
1. buy me food
2. tell me i’m funny
3. tell me i’m hot
4. it’s okay to lie
5. i’m still hungry
parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.
Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering
One day the Avengers come back to the tower and realize someone broke in so Tony checks the security footage and its 24 minutes of Deadpool singing Fergilicious while making an inhuman amount of pancakes and then at the end of the video he takes all of these hundreds of pancakes and leaves and they’re all just like wtf and when they go to bed their beds are all lined with pancakes.